Wednesday, July 05, 2006

...s2pid phone call...

i was reading taorist's top ten ways to honor thy reader when our helper called me. "todz si *siya na un*"..so i rushed up to the phone. stupid extension kc eh, napakainutil. anyways..aun na nga, the conversation goes like this
me: hello

him: naputol ang string

me: huh?!?

him: nabasag din ung gilid

me: fuck xit! ung gitara ko. i'll kill u. i'll go there and stick a knife in your throat

him: haha. jowk lang. busy ka ba? nakakaistorbo ata ako. cge na pala

me: huh?!? ano ka ba. kung busy ako sasabihin ko at di na ako aakyat dito para kausapin ka lang

him: ah. so busy ka nga. sige na pala

me: naman. hind nga. o muzta ka na?

him: eto. mejo aus naman. busy ka naman ata eh. cge na, baba ka na.

me: grrr. ano ba?!?(something weird) ano un?!?

him: huh?!?

me: parang nagtatap or something

him: hangin

me: nyek hindi parang ganito(tok tok tok)

him: ah ung phone un. nanginginig kc kamay ko

me: oooh...pasmado. bakit kaya. hahaha

him: kakagitara

me: ah..kawawa naman gitara ko

(dead air)

me: whoa. dead air. bakit?

him: wala na akong masabi eh. sori wala akong kwenta eh.

me: hala. ano ka ba. wag ka nga magpakaemo jan

him: fine. sori. wala talaga akong kwenta. wag mo akong pansinin. bangag ako ngaun

me: nyek. eh bakit ka pa tumawag kung bangag ka din naman

him: edi sige

me: wag mo akong ginagan...(toot toot). $@#&*! binaba. peste

at aun nga ang nangyari. grr...i was so looking forward to having a "sensible"conversation with him, then this. hay..so much for sensible...

1 comment:

Wigi said...

...must be someone really special - for you to remember the whole conversation...